Random OD: Craigslist, Turbo Nissan 280zx

So I did some usual browsing around craigslist.orlando today and I came upon this ad, which I thought was the most hilarious wrap up yet for a car post. Makes me wanna jus call the guy up and test drive the car with NO intention of buying it. LOL

nissan datsun 280zx turbo new pics
For sale is a 1982 datsun 280zx turbo.
just put a new l28et into the car runs great
boost controller routed to under steering wheel.
good interior.
racing seat.
4 point harness with harness bar.
rear strut bar/front strut bar.
external wastegate turbonetics.
cd player with some random speakers sounds ok.
car has dents n shit front lip is ziptied together
front mount intercooler
greddy rs bov
full tokico suspension slammed.
15x10 diamonds in rear will have stock turbo wheels in front.
brakes starting to squeak i can feel them gunnna need front pads soon.
its gunna need body work and paint, theres a dent in the right rear quarter from tapping a wall at osw drifting.
welded diff
OK Best Part...
car is from 82 dont ask me if its perfect body n shit, motor is strong it will drift or drag its fast it sounds real cool.
quiet at idle till wastegate opens and it sounds like your eating babys.
4000 OBO or trade for truck stock, bags,diesel, whatever. shoot me any other offers all i can say is no.